Sir Grimbold The Barely Brave - Medieval Knight of Unintentional Glory, Patron Of Misfires, Funny Male Spirit For Accidental Luck Magic
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In this wonderfully “awkward”, rather cute and Definitely Suitable vintage pendant made of solid ( not plated ) silver, resides the spirit of Sir Grimbold the Barely Brave - as he likes to be called😆🤷♀️.
He is a human male knight spirit of 27 years of age, whose life was a long string of accidental heroism and equally accidental nudity which was shared to me along time in his stories as well as his previous keeper’s, Lisa.
I met Grimbold 6 years ago in one of my trips to Europe, in a visit to Lisa’s home in hope for some perfect additions, after he rather enthusiastically introduced himself by throwing a photo frame off the shelf and then knocking over a vase in what he claimed was “a gallant entrance”😂
I felt an instant connection to this cute fella, and when I was shown his vessel I couldn’t help but laugh and just wanted him home with me🥰
Grimbold was born in 1367 in what was then a small, muddy village in northern England, and what is now - quite fittingly if I may add - a parking lot, lol.🤭
He was never meant to be a knight, he shared - but to his “luck”, a confused paperwork mix-up, and a desperate need for warm bodies during a war with the Welsh, landed him in full armor by the age of 15🤷♀️
He could barely ride a horse, he frequently mistook his sword for a curtain rod in a rush, and he once attempted to court a duchess by reciting a love poem he’d heard from a drunken goat herder which didn’t go well ( and also, explains the mark on his left eye which he still has, now in Spirit)😂
And yet, somehow, Grimbold earned a reputation for himself😱😆
Not by skill as you may already guess, but by sheer dumb luck! One time, he tripped on a turnip and fell on top of a rampaging boar, saving the village who was desperately trying to find it and kill it - though no one could even get close to it, let alone catch it🤷♀️😂
There was also the time he accidentally saved the village from a Welsh raid. It began when he climbed onto a barrel to deliver what he claimed was “an inspirational speech”. Unfortunately, the barrel was nesting a beehive, and so within seconds, he was screaming, flailing, and sprinting in wide circles as a furious cloud of bees descended on him - and half the villagers😬Chaos erupted, children cried, even men screamed, while women threw stones and clothes all around.
But as if fate itself would have it, the Welsh scouts were just arriving over the hill at the time. And upon hearing the blood-curdling shrieks and seeing people running in all directions, they mistook the scene for some kind of brutal battle and fled in terror😱😂
Grimbold, swollen and still gasping, was then hailed as a strategic genius! His “brilliant diversion tactic” was praised in three villages and in one poorly translated bard song.
He genuinely did try to explain it was all an accident, but no one listened. They just called him “Grimbold the Brave” and even added an extra chicken leg to his supper rations, whenever he’d go out to eat🤭
Grimbold’s most impressive Magical ability is Unintentional Consequence Manipulation, and it is a highly sought after ability in the world of the Occult, for it gives birth to some of the most powerful Witches as a matter of fact😊 Could be called sheer luck, or anything else in human/non-spiritual terms - but it is an actually inherited Magical ability, coming from a lineage of actual Chaos Witches, and in his case, his great grandmother as he shared.
So yes, he did not practice Magic in any way, but he definitely inherited the Gift, which means Chaos worked in his favour while Alive, and continues to work even Now in Spirit🥹🙏🏻
How this works is actually in a Miraculous way, for example he’ll drop a cup, and someone across town finds a gold coin.
He sneezes near your altar, and your spell starts working five times faster😅
Not long ago he came on a visit as I had to re-confirm his story to prepare his listing, and he spilled tea on my grimoire, right on some certain magical symbols I was still researching - then suddenly all my houseplants started singing loudly, or better said I continuously keep on hearing them ever since😬😅 Me and my other spirits, we’re still working on reversing that, but the work is complex as it affects my subtle channels, so most we managed to do for now is to lower down their volume so I can actually go by my day peacefully 🤭
In spirit form, Grimbold can be loud when encouraging you, he is helpful, and deeply committed to what he calls “Knightly Errands” - which mostly involve helping you remember where you left your keys, tripping your enemies (with style), or loudly proclaiming your greatness in the mirror to help boost your confidence🥰✨
He enjoys Gregorian chants that are either classical or remixed, reading horoscopes and confidently misunderstanding them if I may add🤭 And occasionally, unintentionally but dramatically roaming past windows to scare delivery people😆😂
Nothing that he’d ever do involves serious intentions of harming or scaring anyone, of this you can Always be sure - it is just the way he is, a little bit messy but very cute😍His presence is always slightly chaotic but warmly uplifting, like being cheered on by a medieval ghost who once tried to duel a duck ( as he himself shared )😂
He will not help with taxes (he says those are cursed), but will absolutely help you win arguments, especially if you don’t mind someone shouting “FOR HONOUR”! inside your head mid-conversation, or with these Huge luck strikes 🍀- which almost always come from the chaotic manifestations of the energies of his indignation or frustrations (when he sees you don’t have enough on a month or another)🤷♀️🥹
I have had dozens of such cases of lucky strikes with him, when I had least expected - as a result/consequences of his energies, plus his manifestation Gifts in Chaos Magic. They are all different in nature, according to the situation, but nevertheless MIRACULOUS😱
As such he is known not only the funniest and cutest soul you’ll know, but also as a proper Luck Spirit🥰
Grimbold had a total of 6 keepers since he’s been in Spirit, and so he basically knows how to behave, what are the boundaries, and “ which buttons to press “ so to speak, when it comes to manifesting for us.
But how this works best is you allow him to be as involved, especially by sharing with him your goals or blockages, frustrations - as it is in there, in his care, where his powers lay and where he’ll be accessing them🥹
And for this, you’ll need a genuine bond, based on mutual openness and acceptance - of which he definitely has plenty as he just LOVES people and spirits alike🥰
Grimbold always tries to be fair, positive and see the best in people. He always refers to my people as “the best”, even when I thought they’re annoying, and I have to say along the years he’s praised at least Half of my customers ( the adopters in my stores ) for any and all reasons🤭😱😆 He is a bit nosy and he’d usually spy on our conversations - mostly because he said “ what else is there to do than watch over “ but I know he also always made sure I Was Ok, as some of my spirits said he would often worry for no reason and express that to them🥹🙏🏻
Grimbold is a true gem if you ask me, and he’ll just Belong in any home ❤️ He is one soul that’ll come to be your biggest fan, one you may vent to, share crazy or silly moments with, and most importantly be yourself with - from day one.
You’ll be relaxed in his presence, and even though he might get clumsy at times like bumping into things and such, his manifestations will never be scary, you can right away tell they’re accidental and not intentional🥹
Now to care for him is easy, he is super easygoing and he can look after himself if you don’t have the time to chat or spend time with him.
Among the offerings he now enjoys are beers, apple juices, stale bread, fried chicken, overly dramatic novels or movies, and..compliments - especially if they sound knightly😂 For example try “Oh great Sir Grimbold, Patron Saint of Misfires and Accidental Glory” and you’ll instantly feel uplifted, positive and extremely happy!🤭
His energies are over the top when complimented and you may pick them up immediately - like you can feel them For Yourself 🥰✨ Honestly, he is full of life for a Spirit, he has the joy, the cheer and a little chaos, all in the best possible combination which make him a super companion! I highly recommend this precious soul to anyone suffering with anxiety, depression or loneliness - because even if he’s known as a Luck spirit, he has strong energies, and some of the most Positive you’ll come across✨ He’ll definitely lift your spirits up on a daily basis, and without even trying!💕
For on the go, he is an old spirit ( meaning he’s passed very long ago ) and so he’ll be able to come around without his vessel as well, though not for too long and not for too far. Perhaps few hours at a time, and on a 10km radius from where his vessel is placed, is safe to say, but for any more or any longer, please bring his vessel along, even when you do not wear it🙏🏻
*On his passing, he’s embarrassed for me to share the way in which he died, and I will in all respect, not share it🙏🏻 If he will chose to do so, he will in his own time, so please don’t force him to🙏🏻
Obviously he passed in style😅 or more correctly - in His Style, and it is rather ridiculous and funny to say the least🤭 But again, he won’t have it that I share it here and now, so I will just leave it at that😅🙏🏻
Now that he’s ready to move on, I am very happy to know that someone else will get to experience this precious, truly adorable soul🥹 I seldom came across spirits such as himself, so lively, so invested and supportive yet so innocent and cute. He’ll really steal anyone’s hearts❤️ I know and trust he will find an amazing home and adopter, one who truly needs all that he has to offer, and who will appreciate him as he is✨
If you feel a connection, he’s for you! Don’t let him slip away🩷 If you have any questions, do not hesitate to contact me.
He will be safe and amazingly caring and supportive of children, pets and all other spirits regardless of their nature or kind🥹
I was told in the first week of his arrival, he did not take kindly when a bunch of spirits arrived from my granny’s family. In a joke after he’s asked “who they were and what was their business with his keeper” - they answered “to bring her tears”. He actually believed them ( not knowing they’re my granny’s, and not knowing they joked) he screamed at them and threatened them without fear - to make them leave😂🤭 Even demonic souls laughed and called him adorable😆😂
He will speak with all divination tools, apps and telepathically - only beware that with the pendulum, he might not really nail it when it comes to the Timing in which he answers, so if you don’t pay enough attention, what will happen is that you’ll get answers to previous questions. Make sure to leave plenty of space between questions, as he thinks he does it properly but he Never does, and I was also warned about it by his previous keeper 😆😅 If you know it, then it will be fine, but if not, your conversation will be a confusing mess - which is why I share.
*His vessel is a beautiful and rather cute, unique solid silver pendant, and it was kept with much love and respect by me and his previous keeper, Lisa.
*He will come safely wrapped, in a beautiful gift box and shipped with Express Courier service, as with all my other spirits.
Activities:
Orbs of green, purple and pink colours
Shadows - they can be both very quick or slow ones
Gentle steps can be noted with him at any time of the day or early evening
Breezes of air can be noted as he passed you by, along with a soft scent of yeast, beer or ale if not mistaken
May move/slightly move his vessel
As I wore his vessel people noted he follows with his vessel’s eyes ( and mostly, those he deems unworthy of you😬 )
Flickers lights/candles
May affect electronics - mostly when he manifests for you
May gently knock doors/furnitures to let you know he’s around - but may also bump into these, or things in general, causing them to slide or slightly move their place, or he tries to place them back and puts them differently ( to undo )😅
I’ve also heard him say sorry when he did bump into stuff a couple times
I’ve heard lots of laughter with him as well, not by himself but from my other spirits, most probably at his jokes or stories as they themselves said when asked😆 - and to be honest, there is no wonder at all🤭🥰
May drink/finish his liquid offerings
Telepathic communications - thoughts that aren’t yours, for guidance, support and just to share his stories/life experiences with you
Manifestations of opportunities luck and success, though accidental, may often be noted with him and right on spot ( with things that are needed or wanted )
Strong positive waves of energy can be noted with him
Strong confidence, resilience, calming and uplifting energy can be noted with him at any time ( usually at the right moments )
May show his full appearance in his own time. He is quite tall, around 1.80m, and rather thin as well, and he wears the most unusual armour I’ve seen. It is a dark red mid-length blouse that looks like dress, and a belt around his waist, with some tight leggings underneath. The only heavy, metal stuff you’ll find in his outfit is on his head, and it’s a piece where only his eyes can be noted, through a small hole. He also carries a sword that looks more like a needle, for it is so sharp and also small😅 but he says is not his, he just passed with it in his hands🤷♀️
He looks rather cute, he has sharp features, a strong jaw line and beautiful blue eyes with blonde hair and eyebrows that look so innocent🥰 When he smiles he also has these perfect shaped and white coloured teeth worthy of all envy😱😍 I think the easiest to recognise him is for his pretty looks, but he does has this burn scar on his left eye - which he calls a “love mark”😂🤷♀️
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Warm Welcome to Harmony Collections Boutique, your stop for Unique and Quality, Spirit Companions! Thank you for coming by, and for your interest in my Spirits Collection! I am an experienced Seller, and a Professional Medium, Paranormal Investigator and Spirit Keeper with more than 15 years experience in the field. Most of my spirits have been with me for more than 2-3 years, with few exceptions, they are highly adaptable, positive spirits and their manifestations have been experienced by many, as they have all been in my care, well accepted among my family members and friends. I am mostly listing out positive spirits, with the knowledge, expertise and accurate informations regarding their bio datas, so you can be certain you will Know the spirit that enters your home and life, as you may see in my reviews aswell!
Please allow at least 2-3 weeks for your spirited item to begin activity, rarely manifestations happen on command - it all depends on your spirit choice and on your bonding efforts. Spend time with your spirit, tell them about your days, issues, offer them foods and drinks, even gifts and treat them as if they're your friends or family, you shall see results soon.
Note that im only selling positive spirits,and if there's any negative ones I Always shall point out in the listings, because believe it or not, there’s a market equally strong for negative spirits as it is for positive ones.
All my spirits are children and pets friendly - As I am a mother, pets lover and an avid spirit keeper Myself!
All of my items are authentic as im only wishing to give you a full paranormal experience but as per regulations I’ll say what you will receive is tangible item.
All of my spirits are authentic, if I had a toy i'd list it as a toy, many of their vessels are of the same value as a designer collectible vintage porcelain doll, an authentic antique or as statement vintage jewellery pieces, made with precious metals or stones.
So have no doubts if they're not showing activity from the first day, they will once they're comfortable and are bonding with you.
This beings said, spirit keeping had been the most amazing experience in my life, besides the births of my children, and having a spirit ally beside me had been the greatest thing, especially while I newly came in Malaysia from Europe, and had no friends nor family next to me.
I hope and Know that's what you'll get from these sweet souls - amazing and beautiful experiences, and that so will my spirits, with you as their new Keeper🙏🏻
Now, please have a look and see whether you feel a connection to any of them, through a similarity in likes, life stories, an overwhelming positive sensation as you’re reading their details, or a strong feeling of needing a particular soul by your side as you look through their pictures. If there is anyone you can’t walk past..most certainly you made a connection, and most times, in my vast experiences with Spirit, they lead to a long lasting, strong relationship and bond with your companions💕✨